so i was a counselour at a preschool camp and this one kid (a boy) looked at another kid (a girl) when they were getting undressed to go to the pool. he must have become very worried because she didnt have a penis. he came crying to me and told me the whole story
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if a girl swam in a public pool that a boy had peed in she would become pregnant— DarkSock
- im a girl and i used to think my mom had a penis and i would eventually grow my ownAnon
- I believed that the Kreepy Crawlie used to clean our pool, would follow me around the pool and eat me. — Mother-of-2
- I used to think that oral sex was when the guy put his penis in the girl's belly buttonAnon
- a blowjob is were a girl blew ur penis up after sex.......stupid i know.— james
- I used to believe that God looked like an enormous version of "Woody" from the Toy Story series.— Ryan