My brothers told me that the moon would become a crescent because the army was shooting at it. (we were army-brats)
A childhood belief about outer space

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the salvation army was an actual army.Anon
- I used to believe the crescent moon was God's trimmed thumbnail— Sakari
- I used to believe that when the moon phase was a Crescent that it was god's fingernail clippingAnon
- I thought there were only four ranks in the army: private, corporal, Seargeant, and General— Alberto Richardson
- My dad thought when he was little, rain was caused by army guys in the clouds with rain guns. — Daughter of the Weird
- German tiger tanks shot out tigers, the invading army would get mauled to death by all the tigers— Bob