Billy Jean is not my mother
Just a girl who says that "I am your mom"
But the chair is not my son ....
If anyone wants to interpret that for me, it'd be much appreciated
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i thaught the michael jackson song billy jean song said Janet's not my son Anon
- David Bowie - Jean Genie
"The Jean Genie lives on his back
The Jean Genie loves cheesy snacks"— Santa Puncher - I used to think Billy Idols "Eyes without a face" was "How's about a date" : - )— Shay
- I used to think that Sylvester Stallone and Billy Joel were the same person.Anon
- My Uncle Billy used to tell us that if we swallowed chewing gum it would clog our bums up !
— Coolbuzz - In old west lore, Billy the Kid was called 'buck toothed'. I thought this was because he sucked his thumb. — Monty