i used to believe that you were only swearing if you said 'oh god' - if you said 'oh MY god' it was fine.
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that swearing was just saying, “I swear!”Anon
- I used to believe there was a legal age limit to swearing.— sarah
- i used to think that franch was actually swearing !!!! until i realised it was just like english lol :PAnon
- that the smallw arts on my dads neck were caused by swearing!— steve
- I used to believe ham came from hamsters. What's worse is I was totally fine with eating it!— Kara
- No littering $500 fine
I better litter so I don’t get fined!!Anon