For the longest time I misheard a line in the EMF song "Unbelievable" - what should have been: "Never think you're asked to brace yourself" sounded to me like "Never pick your ass to brace yourself."
It still sounds like that to me.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i could swear eleventeen was a number for the longest time -- it still sounds pretty convincing.— erin
- I used to think that the song"Stayin Alive" said "Staying In Line" like at school when I was little. — MacKenzie
- I used to think that the line in the song "Life in the Fast Lane" was "Fights in the Bat Plane".Anon
- For the longest time I was sure my cat could read my mind.Anon
- When i was about 4 or 5, for the longest time, i believed that the preist of our church was god.— hunnybee
- For the longest time I thought 90210 was a sitcom Anon