When I was two, my mom use to tell me to never drink the rain. She didn't tell me why so I thought it was angles peeing onto Earth. I believed this until I was 11.
A childhood belief about weather

others believed things like this
- When I was about three, I used to believe that the rain was caused by Jesus' peeing down on the earth!— Gretchen
- I used to think that rain was caused by the sun peeing on us.Anon
- Someone told me that they cousin who used to think rain was God peeing.Anon
- I thought rain was made when God was crying, and wind when God blew on the earth because it was too hot.— Andy T
- When I was young I used to believe that when it rained, God was peeing on the Earth. My grandma got mad.— Tim
- I believed that the rain would melt everything...I was terrified to go outside in the rain! — Cris