When I was about 7 the movie "Titanic" came out. My parents took me to go see and there's a scence where Leonardo DiCaprio is describing an encounter he had with a one-legged prostitue. Naive me didn't know what a prostitute was and just assumed it was a pretty lady. Later that day my parents and I were leaving from a diner and I said very loudly "Look mommy! I'm a one-legged prostitute!" as I hopped around on one leg. I thought I was being very clever so I said this quite loudly so everyone in the diner heard. My parents quickly told me to be quiet as they rushed me out of the diner.
A childhood belief about speaking
others believed things like this
- Until I was about 11 or 12 I thought that "prostitute" referred to a female criminal.Anon
- I used to believe that a prostitute was like a prosecutor.— Not As Innocent Anymore
- i used to think "black dog" by led zeppelin started out like, "big-legged momma, see the way you moo."— ginny
- i used to think that being a prostitute was a religion. (sort of like protestant i guess?)Anon
- When I was younger I thought Leonardo Di Caprio and Leonardo Da Vinci were the same personAnon
- I thought the line in the song "more than a woman" was "four-legged woman".— boo