i used to like to look at everything at hotels and once when i was younger i found a condom in the bible and thought it belonged in there so i put it right back in there
A childhood belief about condoms

others believed things like this
- When I was little, I thought there were tiny cameras everywhere and they belonged to the government.— Brooke
- Long grass with black seeds were really ant hotels, and the seeds were sleeping ants.— angelsheep
- I thought that Job in the Bible was pronounced "Jawb" and that it had something to do with Steve Jobs.Anon
- I thought that Samson and Solomon from the Bible were the same person for the longest time...— Laura G.
- This may sound absurd but I thought the numbers next to the Bible versus said what time the person said it at!— Biomeka
- When I was little I thought a condom was short for condominiam Anon