I used to think that butter's only use was to cool down hot foods; butter is kept in the fridge and then you cut a slice off put it on hot food and it melts into liquid that cools the food so you can eat it...toast pops up..it gets buttered...hot dinner rolls out of the oven...get the butter...corn-on-the-cob...slather it on!
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- My mother told me if I ate too much butter I'd get worms. I didn't eat too much butter...— Dicky
- I used to believe that peanut butter was lobster poo.— PaulH(nz)
- I used to think that butterflies made butter— Christophe R.
- I used to think butterflies were made of butter.Anon
- My daughter thought that ear wax was peanut butter.— Bobbiemac
- I believed butterflies taste like butterAnon