This is actually my little brother`s belief: When it was raining outside, he thought it was God who took a piss :D. And when it was windy, he thought God was using a vacuumcleaner, and cleaned heaven!
A childhood belief about weather

others believed things like this
- When I was young I thought that if it was raining here it was raining everywhere. — Dustin
- I used to believe if it was raining in the town I lived in then it was raining everywhere in the world — Pablo
- I used to believe that if it was raining, it was raining all over the world at the same time!— stuart bradley
- When i was about 6 years old, i thought God was washing his"LEGO" town, when it was raining here.— Meie
- My brothers to piss me off sometimes told me I was adopted, and that I was the housekeeper's kid.— ricolarno
- I used to believe Jesus cleaned my room.— Angelina