When I was little (About 9 or 10), I believed that every time I peed the little bubbles in the toilet were sperm. I thought that they were already little babies with brains, and I would stick my head up to the toilet and tell them goodbye. I would wave to them as I flushed them down.
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- I believed everytime the toilet flushed a wave broke on a beach— Jenelle
- I used to believe that monsters lived in my toilet and they ate my poop and urine when i flushed the toilet.Anon
- I used to believe that if I flushed the toilet before I showered, I would take a shower in dirty toilet water.— Chris D
- I used to think if I left the toilet seat open my cat would get flushed down the toilet.— G
- I was scared that if I peed too much, the toilet would flood— scarlett
- i used to think that if a girl and a boy peed in the same toilet a baby would grow in it.— hip hip