when i was like 5 or 6 there was a slim jim comercial that said grab a slim jim and "eat me". well the next day i was going around saying "eat me" to people and my mom heard me and i was punished and i didn't know why! many years later i found out the real reason why i got in so much trouble. me and my mom laugh about it till this day!
A childhood belief about oral sex

others believed things like this
- When I was eight, I loved Madonna's "Papadompe Beach." Didn't get why she was in trouble, though....— tncatboy
- When i was little i thought that people could laugh in different languages— Lauren
- I used to believe that boys were like robots and had no real feelings, that they were not even real people.— Lisa
- I used to believe that Spinal Tap was a real band. I was 19 and gutted when I found out.— Jim
- i used to think that housten was a real person and not a place, im 16 and i found this out yesterday......!lol— jess p
- I used to believe Dragons were real like Dinosaurs. I found out the other day they weren't.. Haha. Anon