When I was about 6 I went into a hotel toilet with my mother. It was a fairly posh place and they had bowls set up on the counter next to the plants. The bowls held very nicely wrapped complimentary condoms. With the sweet tooth I still have I immediately thought they were sweets and proceeded to nearly empty one of the bowls into my pocket. Later on while we were driving in the car I whip out one of my lollies and start to unwrap it excited for the free sweets I'd found. My mother nearly had a heart attack then almost died of laughter.
A childhood belief about condoms
others believed things like this
- I thought that the Chewit wrappers were different flavours as they were different colours like the sweets— Helen
- When I was a kid, I used to think that tablets were sweets for grown-ups Anon
- i believed that little men sat in the back of vending machines and pushed the sweets forward.— rachael
- I thought you always die if you A. get cancer or B. have a heart attack— Nate
- i had a really sweet tooth and i asked my mum when it would fall out...— saza bob
- My mother told me that the tooth fairy would only come if I brushed my teeth.— Dale