My mother has always been very vacant about sex, however one day - I think I was about 10 - we were cooking sausages in the kitchen and she unwraps a package of very small hotdogs (like cocktail weenie size) and goes "now honey, that's what guy's ..eh hem hem's look like." I didn't say it but I was petrified since they were so hideously small. I was dissappointed for quite a few years until I discovered otherwise and I remember thinking "oh thank god, I'm glad I got one that's bigger then a footy frank."
Now that I relive this story it makes me sickly puzzled about the relationship between my parents...
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- When I was small, my brother would bug me and say that if my hand was bigger than my head, I had a tumor.Anon
- when i was small i use to believe my parents were vampires— marine student 4
- I used to believe that babies came out of their mother's mouth like a small bubble.— Evelyn
- For years and years I believed that tuna must be really little fish because they came in such small cans!!— Gisela
- I used to believe waffles were honey combs and thats why you would pour honey on it — Gaby
- When I was younger I asked my parents:
"If bees make honey, do flys make marmalade?"— Mike