when i was in second grade, i had a really mean teacher named Mrs.Murden, the thing is that she was so mean that her students called her mrs.murder. there was a rumor going around the school (that i truly believed) that she had once called a kid up to the front of the class and stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil. after that, i tried not to get called up to the front of the class
A childhood belief about teachers

others believed things like this
- I used to think my forehead was actually called a three-head.— Fen
- I believed that the breed of dog called Boxer was called that because they could stand up and box.Anon
- I used to think my elementary school gym teacher's name was "Jim Class".— Brandon Campbell
- i was told that if you got stabbed with a pencil (by yourself or others) you would get lead poisoning.— waiting to die
- When I was a kid, I believed that bible school was "beauty school", and called it that all the time.— Dana
- There was a popular rumor back in grade school that BUBBLE YUM gum was made with spider eggs.— Amber