i used to believe that when a man and woman got married, they agreed to be married by eating bowl of holy macaroni and cheese together:
"dearly beloved, we are gathered together, to join together this man and this woman in holy macaroni"
A childhood belief about marriage

others believed things like this
- I used to think the song"jesus, oh what a wonderful child so holy, meek and mild" was "so holy, Mickey Mouse"— Stephani
- I used to believe that woman had to pay to keep their last name when they got married!!!!!!!— Imaginative_Kidd
- I used to believe that the man had to be taller the the woman to married her.Anon
- I used to think shell macaroni was sea shells.— Don Northrup
- When I was little I used to think that as soon as you were married the woman automatically got pregnant.Anon
- i used to believe nuns were married to jesus and priests were married to mary.— sunshine