My Grandma always told me to go to the bathroom right when I had to and not to hold it. She said I would get a bladder infection if I did. Well for some reason I thought she said "marmalayder" when she said Bladder. One day I actually told my mom "Hurry, take me to the bath room before I get a marmalayder infection!"
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- When I was little and had an ear infection I used to tell my parents I had a mouse in my ear.— Alison
- i used to believe that i could get a yeast infection by eating raw dough!Anon
- I used to believe that a yeast infection was something you could get from eating "bad" bread.— Lauren
- My dad always told me to never hold my sneeze and if I did, then my head will explode.— anon.
- My uncle told me that if I didn't wash my ears when I took a bath, corn would start going out of them.— Ebod
- My grandma told me she used to think pigs came out of tree stumps.Anon