i was completely afraid of the toilet after watching an episode of the X-files when i was about 7 or 8. i was almost certain that a fish-man would hear me going to the bathroom and come up through the pipes to eat my butt.
A childhood belief about fear of

others believed things like this
- My little brother was afraid of toliets cuz he thought monkeys would jump out of his butt.— ~~~ Crazy Bro ~~~
- When I was a boy I flushed my fish down the toilet thinking that it would go to its mommy and daddy.— Jeremy Clark
- I used to believe that crocodiles lived in the toilet and would bite my butt when I had to go to the loo.— Oz
- i used to think that when i was pooping a crocodile could come out of the toilet and bite my butt off.— derek
- I didn't know whether nail files were supposed to make your nails sharper or duller.Anon
- I used to believe that a fish cake was a fish in sponge and coated in icing. I believed this until I was 9.Anon