When I was little, and was first exploring down there, All I was able to feel was my clitoris, and I thought I secretly had a penis and was really a boy.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to think a clitoris was some sort of dinosaur.Anon
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that they secretly had school on holidays and that I was the only one who didn't know.Anon
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- I used to believe that gay guys had sex by sticking their penis in the other's penis.— Fanbrat
- I thought if I poked people on the tv in the eye, they would feel it and go 'ow'. — Helen W