I used to belive we were thanking God for being so quick to answer our prayers when the congregation said "thanks be to god", becuase I said "thanks speedy god"
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I used to belive that kids had powers and if you didn't master them quick you'd lose them. — Oliver
- I used to believe that when I said my prayers, "God Bless..." meant please keep burglars awayAnon
- I used to believe that gum was made outta pig fat becuase of what my dad told me. I believed him for years.— Maddy
- i used to be scared to use the bathroom becuase i believed something lived in the toilet.— robert allen freeman the fourth
- i used to believe that chocolate would go mouldy if you didn't eat it quick enough— abi
- When I was little, I believed that if I didn't go to the bathroom quick enough, I would actually explode.— Coco S.