When I was little, I thought that the Queen never went to the toilet!
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- My Dad told me that the Queen of England had a solid gold toilet and a special servant to wipe her backside.— Cat
- I used to believe that my mum was the queen. She does look a bit like the queen... minus the orb and sceptre.— Vix
- When the Queen Mother died when I was quite upset because I thought royalty did not die.— Carrie
- I thought that toilet paper was bread and by puting it it the toilet i was feeding the ducks at the bottem.— Gringo
- When I first seen that boy band Hanson I thought they were all drag queen that were in bad drag. — TUTTLE
- I used to believe that if the queen died we would all die too. I think it had somthing to do with bees.— Darrell