i used to think sex was when a women sat ona mans lap and yelled.
A childhood belief about sex

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that condoms stopped a mans wee getting out while having sex.— a boy
- I used to believe that oral sex was when you yelled, or made noise while having sex.— M
- I used to believe that women got pregnant just by kissing. — Lisa
- i used to believe that women got pregnant from kissing.— tripod tod
- i used to believe women got pregnant only after marriage by act of God. Anon
- I used to think that women urinated out of their buttholesAnon