When I was young, I asked my mother why she didn't have a middle name. She told me that her family was poor and couldn't afford one. I figured that parents paid for each letter on the birth certificate... my mother still loves to confuse me.
A childhood belief about names

others believed things like this
- When i was little i used to think that a birth mark was the place on the body where you came out of the mother— bipbop
- My sister once asked her mother why she didn't paint her black....Anon
- My mother told me when I was young that thunder was from God bowling!— K.G.
- When I was young my mother told me that if I swallowed bubble gum, it would stick to my liver.— Barbie
- When I was young my mother told me that old people kind of shrink. I thought that they shrunk into babies.— dont know
- When I was a year old, I believed if I hid my face, my mother couldn't see me because I couldn't see her.— kimberly dianne(: