After a neighbor-boy told me "Once a boy gets a zit they shoot sperm" I thought that a penis would shoot sperm constantly looking like a 4th of July sparkler.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I thought sperm were fish and when I got a goldfish I went around telling everyone i had a sperm— Kara
- i got told if you rub your sperm on
your spots they'll go...
p.s i still try it but it never works— anom - When I was 10 I thought that if you smoked once God would shoot you with a lightning bolt!— tHOMAS
- a friend of mine thought that you could get pregnant by swallowing sperm. Ha!Anon
- I used to believe that they shoot the chickens we eat one by one at the farm.— A
- I used to think sperm was invisible.Anon