I used to think that the word sha*ged meant killed. and I saw Ken Barlow (from corrie) in the paper and the headline was corrie star's dog killed in fight and I went up to my mum and said "hey mum, You heard that ken Barlow's dog was sha*ged by another dog?"
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- when I was younger I used to believe that prosecuted meant that you would be killed!— tony
- I used to believe if someone sued you then you had to be killed. — Imaginative_Kidd
- i used to believe that they really killed Indians on westerns.— tripod tod
- If i was drinking out of the toilet, i could have been killed!— Slinx
- I used to think serial killers killed cereal— YumYum
- I used to believe that if you were killed, you came back; but if you were murdered, you didn't. lol!— M.O. LeClair