When I was about three, I once heard my mom telling someone she was getting a perm and I thought a perm was some creature made of tangled hair and brains that lived in a dank green lagoon somewhere.
A childhood belief about hair

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that tangled hair really had rats in it.— Kristy
- I used to believe that people's brains differed in colours. I always wanted purple brains for some reason.— Katrina
- I was told that if i didnt wash my hair regularly it would turn green— Mimi Screami
- I thought the Boogie Man was made of boogers-all green and slimy.— Boo
- When I was a little boy, I thought that hair was made out of peanut butter.Anon
- After watching Dr Who I thought that cow-pats were rejected Dalek brains.— Middbo