In catechism class, we learned that God is a Supreme Being. Except for little Ann, who thought God was a string bean.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- My mother, the good Catholic, thought that Jesus, being a string bean (supreme being) was really skinny.— Mark D
- I used to believe 'three bean salad' was an extremely small entree because it contained only three beans.— queeneve
- I still belive that if you stick a bean up your nose for a cople of days it will sprout— Leah
- i used to belive that kidney beans were bean shaped things that grew in kidneys... untill yesterday — Jokey
- I used to believe that the Chinese boy in my kindergarten class flew from China every day to get to class.— Debi
- "Yooce cream, ice bean, we all scream for ice cream!"
This song was always stupid to me.— Shirley B.