When I was younger I didn't understand how males whiped themselves after peeing. I knew they didn't have the same privates I did, so I figured they must either just blot the tip of their penis with the toilet paper or wrap the paper around their entire penis to wipe. When I was eleven a friend with a brother told me they just shake it.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing
others believed things like this
- I belived what when i was peeing, a jellymonster would come out of my penis to punish me.— Shuyin
- I thought that toilet paper was bread and by puting it it the toilet i was feeding the ducks at the bottem.— Gringo
- I could NOT understand why, if a pen worked on paper, it couldn't also write in thin air.— Can you guess what it is yet?
- I use to think that mummies were wrapped in toilet paper.— Glowworm
- The phrase 'Recycled toilet paper' always worried me.Anon
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon