My older sister told me during a rainstorm that thunder was just the angels blowing their noses.
I'm 40, and to this day I've never been afraid of thunder.
A childhood belief about thunder and lightning

others believed things like this
- I was told as a child that the sound of thunder was from angels bowling in the clouds.— Patty, NY
- My grandmother used to tell me that thunder was the angels bowling.— laf
- that when it thunder'd it was angels rolling barrels around heaven.— daniel copeland calif,u.s.
- Thunder was the angels shaking their blankets out. Rain was the fairies crying.— wolfie
- I think lightning and thunder is caused by angels throwing temper tantrums Anon
- I used to think that thunder was god bowling. My sister told me that.— Eli