I used to love the song "Killing Me Softly", until my dad heard the line "killing me softly with his song" and misheard it as "killing me softly with his thong". I can no longer take it seriously; I burst out laughing every time I hear it.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that serial killers were going around killing all of the cereal— Tiffany
- until I was thirteen I used to believe that "homocide" was two homosexuals killing eachother. Anon
- I used to beleive that cerial killers were cerial makers who went around killing people!— Jenny
- I used to think topping yourself meant killing yourself by spinning upside down, like a spinning top!!— Natasha
- I used to believe in the Cysco song "Let me see your thong" he said let me see your thumb.— Anymous
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon