when i was young i used to think your perents bought different parts of you from a shop. one day i said to my mum why didnt you buy buy me a better pair of legs, that was the point when i really found out where babies came from a bush!!!!
yes they did tell me the truth eventually
A childhood belief about reproduction
others believed things like this
- My mum always told me that she got me because she bought me from the baby shop.— The world looks to me
- i thought president Bush was an actuall bush.— oops
- My parents told me I was found under a gooseberry bush which I thought odd for a long long time.— Kate
- I used to think that oral sex was talking about sex. I was wrong when I found out the truth.Anon
- I used to believe that newborn babies didnt open their eyes for a few weeks like kittens :) — Cash
- I used to think that ponies were young horses. I was embarrasingly old when I discovered the truth.— Al's view of the world