I used to think that crap was like sour"kraut".
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- The first time I saw fog, I thought the air had turned sour.— jamby
- when i was 4 or 5 i used to think neon sour gummy worms were real because they always twisted and turned— HUGBUG09
- I thought the C-word was crap.Anon
- I used to think that everytime a chicken took a crap it laid an egg. I was so nieve.— Bob.
- When my grandma was little, her dad would tell her that the freckles on her face and arms were fly crap.Anon
- I belived that when I took a crap, my turd(s) would turn into snakes and bite my booty.— Butters.