When my niece was young, I asked her the following question:
If olive oil comes from crushed olives, and peanut oil comes from crushed peanuts; where does baby oil come from?
Form that moment on my niece would not let my sister-in-law moisturize her skin with baby oil. When my niece finally told my sis-in-law why, I was the pariah of their household for several months.
A childhood belief about around the house
others believed things like this
- My niece used to believe that I lived in the sky because she always saw me leave for school on an airplane.Anon
- My niece used to call Marmite Falloy! Where she got the word Falloy from nobody knows— Russ
- When I was young my mother used to tell me that guacamole was actually crushed grasshoppers.Anon
- I thought a serial killer was someone who crushed boxes of cereal for a living like a hitman!— Carole-Ann
- I used to believe that black olives were made out of whale skin.— Troyson
- I thought when you get married you have to fill out a form to get a baby and then you get one.— Danielle