I used to believe that when I went to the toilet, the things in the room would come alive and talk to me. For example, the shower curtain was a REALLY fussy lady called Fiona who was obsessed with cleaning, the football loving Craig the toilet roll holder and David the gay toilet seat who didn't mind me sitting on his face. I would literally spend HOURS talking to all of them. I was a wierd kid...
A childhood belief about imaginary friends

others believed things like this
- I used to think you could get pregnant by sitting on a toilet seat.— Lisa
- I used to think if I left the toilet seat open my cat would get flushed down the toilet.— G
- I used to believe that if I flushed the toilet before I showered, I would take a shower in dirty toilet water.— Chris D
- I used to belive that if you didn't hold onto hte toilet seat you would fall in.— silly
- I used to think that boy's lifted the toilet seat to pee because their asses were too big.— sydo
- I thought that toilet paper was bread and by puting it it the toilet i was feeding the ducks at the bottem.— Gringo