When i was the tender age of six, i asked my old man how ATMs and the garage door worked. He told me there was a little guy who lives there and operates the ATM and the door.
A childhood belief about technology

others believed things like this
- My dad could change a traffic light from red to green using our garage door opener.Anon
- My sibs and I thought that the screen door was called the "scream door" so Mom could yell at us through it. — Kyle
- I used to think that 'Child Locking' only worked on children and that older people could still open the door.— Anonymous Whistleblower
- I used to think that if you had a garage sale that meant you were selling the garage!— ~Curtis~
- my bro used to belive there were smurfs in the atms passing out money— L
- I used to believe that ATMs actually printed out the money fresh every time. — Kitty B