when i was very little (about 3) i didn't know what boogers were. i asked my mom and she said they're brain turds.
A childhood belief about picking my nose

others believed things like this
- When I was little I believed that boogers were parts of my brain that got used up.Anon
- I was sure I had it figured out: exploding turds caused farts.— al
- i thought the chunks in blue cheese dressing were bunny turds because we had a rabbit and my mom told me soAnon
- If you eat your boogers you'll get worms— Kit
- i used to think boogers were chewing gum. Gross, i know!— ediop
- I used to believe that the boogieman was a big mean guy covered in boogers.— Ethan