I remember in 2nd grade being terrified of the vision and hearing screenings performed at school. I thought that the nurse would actually pull out your eyes and ears, test them, and then give you new ones if they were bad. You can imagine my relief when I just had to look into a viewmaster and put on headphones.
A childhood belief about classes

others believed things like this
- I used to think that semi truck drivers could pull you over and give you a speeding ticket.— Wolff
- I used to believe the ^^ emoticon referred to 2 pointy ears like a cat, instead of closed eyes.Anon
- A[n] nth grade teacher only had to finish the nth grade when he or she was in school.— MD Caruso
- i thought that since my dr's name was "Dr. Washer" that meant my nurse's name was "Dryer" ... i know, its sad— mekare
- I thought I had X-ray vision and could talk to animals and they could understand me.— Kitty Lover
- I thought Maria Carey's 1998 ballad was 'I'd give my arms' instead of 'I'd give my all'.— Briony Maggs