When my twin sis and I were little, our older sister farted and when we started freaking out saying, "Brooke you farted!" She told us that she didn't do it. My twin and I knew that we didn't so of course we denied her saying she didn't pass the gas. She replied, "I didn't fart because I'm a princess and I'm pretty and pretty princesses don't fart!"
I believed her, but my twin didn't.....
A childhood belief about farting
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that every person in the world had a twin, and that I had a long-lost twin in France.— Ashley
- I used to believe that if you farted really hard, you could fart a hole in your pants. How dumb was that?— stargirl
- If I had bad gas I would sometimes start to run as I farted to escape the smell. It didn't always work.— Sammy
- When I first met my husband, he thought women didn't fart. He was really surprised after he met me!!!Anon
- My sister told me whenever I had a tummy ache it was my unborn twin inside my stomache trying to get out.— Jamie Field
- That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon