when i was younger i thought that for a girl to become my girlfriend all i had to do was show her my penis, i dont know why i thought this, but i didnt think it for long and i never did it thankfully
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- i thought that if you sucked yerr thumb long enough it would turn green. dont ask why! — jordan
- when i was a little girl i asked santa for a penis for christmas. i thought it was a really awesome toy. — haha
- When I was younger, I saw Madonna's video for "Material Girl". I thought she was singing "I'm a Cheerio Girl"!— Greg
- I thought that the show Beavis and Butthead was called Penis and Butthead.— Porky's Butthole
- I thought Buckwheat from "The Little Rascals" (1994) was a girl because he had long hair!— Molly
- When i was younger up untill i was like 8 or 9 i thought that famous people didnt poop only normal people!!!— kaitlin