As a kid I'd read my dad's Playboy. I remember thinking that a girl's honeypot was her bum. Talk about dislexia.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- when my friend was little, she used to eat paper, thinking it would make her read better.— hehehe
- I remember thinking that non-English speakers were much smarter because they could speak "so much faster." Anon
- I remember thinking that the "Nude Furniture" store was some sort of naughty place. — Texas Rocky
- I used to think that girls' anuses were green. I remember thinking that as late as high school.— Jack
- I remember a girl in my kindergarten class told me she wanted to be a waterfall when she grew up.Anon
- I can remember thinking that is I hid my eyes, and couldn't see anybody that they couldn't see me.Anon