I remember my boyfriend telling me that when he was little (about 6) he thought that a condom was a round creature with little spikes all over it. One time when he was playng on the park some other kid was mean to him so he called him a condom, he parents took him home straight away to show him exactly what a condom was lol.
A childhood belief about condoms

others believed things like this
- When I was little I thought a condom was short for condominiam Anon
- When I was about 6 years old, I thought "condom" was short for "condominium!"— Confused Child
- For some reason i used to think that condom was another name for your boobs! — Claire
- Until I was about 10 years old, I used to believe that a condom was a type of lollipop!— Marcel
- Used to believe that a condom was a little fold-up bag that you feed to your dog so it poop in a bag.— Anais Daehao
- i used to beilieve condom was used to plug up his pee hole...like ear plugs....Anon