I used to think that my pet dog'd testicles were "fart bags" where he kept his farts!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I thought brown paper grocery bags would fit more than plastic grocery bags.Anon
- I used to believe as a child that t-storms (aka thunderstorms) where actually tea bags falling from the sky.— Samantha
- when i was a child (of course)i used to believe that the sea is salty because God throws bags of salt into it.— Kafka
- i believe in the tooth fairy so much that i make paper bags for her!— Monster High girl
- Farts really are Barking Spiders, right?Anon
- i used to think that farts came out as a little orange cloud.— mh