I used to think that in the Our Father prayer, when everyone was saying "Lead us not into temptation;" they were saying "Lead our snot, into ten stations." I believed this until i was about nine.
A childhood belief about prayers

others believed things like this
I used to believe that the Lord's Prayer instructed us to lead a snot into temptation. — Susan- I used to htink that the Lord's prayer went "and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some email..."— Dyth
- If you bit the end of a pen of pencil you would be poisoned by the lead or ink. Anon
- I used to believe that Prince was the lead singer of Queen— Garrett
- I used to believe that if you jump in a toilet, they lead you to another dimension.— beep.
- i was told that if you got stabbed with a pencil (by yourself or others) you would get lead poisoning.— waiting to die