In grade school, I thought "Tardy" meat "Tidy." No matter how hard I scrubbed and primped, my report card never said I was "Times Tardy" more than 2 or 3 times. After I learned the right meaning, I decided not to waste anymore time on being neat!
A childhood belief about classes

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that we got sausages from pulling them out of pigs bums - all neat and tidy. Mmm— L. Webb
- I used to think that "One, two, three times a lady"
was: "one, two, three times related"Anon - I thought a Debit card was actually called a Debt card.— Kilgore
- When you are very poor you "can't make end's meat." End's meat is some sort of cheap very low quality meat.— Betty
- I thought you could vote as many times as you want, not just once.— Lord Zedd
- I thought if i picked my nose too many times, my head would blow up.— i m a moron