I used to believe that when it thundered that was God's stomach rumbling because he was hungry, when it rained that was God crying, the wind was God breathing and i thought that lightening was God's lightbulb blowing.
A childhood belief about weather

others believed things like this
- Every time it thundered and rained I used to believe that God was passing wind and "peeing"!Anon
- When I was younger - I used to believe my stomach rumbling was little people in there talking to me.Anon
- i used to belive that when it rained god was peeing and when it thundered he was farting!!! — Kristalyn
- i used to believe that if i looked at trees, the wind would start blowing. Anon
- when i was little i thought it rained because something bad happened and god or jesus was crying. — derek
- I once thought then when it rained God was crying and when it snowed he was scratching dry skin.— Karina