As a child I was a huge fan of Soreen Malt Loaf. My Mum told me that if I had more than three buttered slices I would get a very bad stomach ache.
I only discovered the truth five years ago, and I'm thirty now! My Mum was just trying to stop me from eating the whole loaf in one go.
A childhood belief about dangerous food

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that greyhounds chssed after a loaf of bread.Anon
- I thought a stomach ache was a stomach egg— Catherine
- I used to think that ponies were young horses. I was embarrasingly old when I discovered the truth.— Al's view of the world
- My sister told me whenever I had a tummy ache it was my unborn twin inside my stomache trying to get out.— Jamie Field
- i used to believe you could buy banana's that would be cut into slices when you opened them— sophia
- When I was young, I thought that rice was actually ants eggs! Didn't stop me from eating it though (: -@— Doh!