When I was younger I was absolutely sure that the Heimlich Maneuver was called teh Heimlich Remover. Hey, it makes sense!
A childhood belief about dangerous food

others believed things like this
- I thought the lines in the sky left behind by airplanes were "sky scrapers". Makes sense.Anon
- I thought a major general is more powerful than just a general (which still kind of makes sense to me)— Demond
- I used to believe that my Dad could fix absolutely ANYTHING with sellotape— Kate
- I used to believe that "the motorway" was one big long road that went absolutely anywhere in the world!!!Anon
- I used to believe that Rolf Harris and Timmy Mallet were one and the same... I have absolutely no idea why...— Danny Leonard
- When I was 6 or 7 years old, I absolutely believed that if a thermometer broke--the world would end. — Suzi