I used to think that poop was made like this: first you ate the food and it traveled down your throat, fell and landed in your stomach. At this point, several small men would eat the food themselves and then poo it out. Then the poo would travel down into your butt and be rammed out by an ox, appropriately called the "butt ox". I was corrected in the first grade when I through a block at a kids head screaming that I did so have an ox inside of me.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- i used to think there were little mini oompa loompas inside of me that pushed the poop out of my buttAnon
- We put food in our mouths, so naturally I believed my stomach was in my head.— Timb
- i used to think that your butt cheeks is where your poop was stored. Anon
- I used to believe that tofu was actually called "toe food" and that it was made out of toe-jam.Anon
- I always believed as a child your stomach was a big hand which squeezed your food out through your bum....— amc
- I use to believe that salt would cool food down while pepper would heat your foodAnon