When I was a kid, no older than 5 or so, I somehow figured that, when you turned 18, you would get an important-looking envelope from the government. Inside would be your signiature, chosen for you, and you'd have to practise it. I spoke to my mom about this and she told me, amused, that you just make up your signiature on your own. =)
A childhood belief about getting older

others believed things like this
- That the earth was inside a gigantic envelope, and the stars were pinholes in the envelope.— Kara
- I used to wonder why the government didn't just make war illegal..— Samilton Duerheiser
- as a kid, i was told by my older cousins that i wasnt human until i turned 7 years old.— twk
- i used to believe that my brain worked like the inside of a clock. How the wheels cranked and turned.— Becky
- On TV game sows when they said the winners were chosen "at random" I thought random was a town.Anon
- When I was little I used to believe everything the government does is right and for the good of everyone.— Rob