I used to believe that the woman's vagina was buried somewhere beneath that mound of hair; it had to be, because it never showed up in my cousin's magazines he took from his father.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if passed beneath a rainbow I would turn into a woman.— Felipe
- My father always told me that if I wore socks to bed I would grow hair inbetween my toes. Anon
- When I was 8, I made a plan to become rich by selling cups and magazines from my house.— Kevin
- When looking at the clouds and seeing them move I use to think it was the world rotating beneath.— Andy
- i used to believe that when i had an itch or a tickle, it was because there were ants crawling beneath my skin— Willa
- I used to think that everybody's hair was black and if you had blond hair, you dyed your hair.— ~_~CoolKid93_~_